Usain Bolt to Man U?

Usain Bolt is serious about playing some futbol.  He wants to play for his favorite team Man U.
I bet he could be really good considering he is faster than fast and no one could keep up with him.  I want to see his speed with a ball which I bet still as fast.  I know he tried to play wide receiver with the Giants for fun (and he wasn't fast with the pads or elusive).

I hope he does play soccer though!